Who couldn’t use a good laugh at the end of the week?
You might remember the classic Saturday Night Live sketch ‘Amazing Time Savers’ featuring Heather Locklear but if you’ve never seen it, you’re going to want to watch this.
This is from the 1990s, back when SNL was still funny.
Heather Locklear plays the host of a Home Shopping Network type of program. She brings on Mike Meyers to sell his pasta making machine and in the process of the segment, Locklear keeps saying things that are increasingly politically incorrect and offensive.
Here’s a partial transcript via SNL Transcripts:
Janet Miles: Hello, and welcome to “Amazing Time Savers”, your home shopping connection. I’m Janet Miles. As always, operators are standing by to take your calls. And you will certainly want to call my guest on today’s show. He brings with him an extraordinary, time-saving invention. But I’m gonna let him tell you all about it. Please welcome, Richard Hayden!Online TV streaming services
Richard Hayden: Thanks, Janet! Thanks for having me on this show. Now, Janet, do you like pasta?
Janet Miles: [ addressing her audience more than Richard ] I love pasta! But the problem is, I never have the time to make it.
Richard Hayden: Really? If I told you that you could have a good-tasting pasta meal, prepared in less than five minutes.. what would you say?
Janet Miles: I’d say you’re a few bricks shy of a load!
Richard Hayden: Well, Janet, I’m not! [ laughs ] And you know what? I’m going to demonstrate my pasta-maker for you and your audience. Do you think your audience would like that?
[ the audience claps ]
Janet Miles: This I have to see! Now, this is a complicated process. Right, Richard?
Richard Hayden: No. My pasta-maker is easy to operate, because the directions are easy to follow.
Janet Miles: Well, we’ve heard that before: you buy an appliance with easy-to-follow directions, and you get it home, and you need a Ph.D to figure it out. Usually, this “easy direction” stuff is a big lie.. like the Holocaust!
Even if you remember this, watch it again. Trust us:
Can you even imagine the reaction if SNL ran a sketch like that today? And who knew Heather Locklear was so good at comedy?
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