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Outrageous! Two Youths Who Brutally Assaulted Ex-DOGE Employee Edward “Big Balls” Coristine Get Slap on Wrist and Avoid Jail

by October 15, 2025
October 15, 2025

In an outrageous travesty of justice, two of the thugs who beat up former DOGE employee Edward “Big Balls” Coristine in D.C. will NOT spend one day in prison.

As WUSA9 reported, two 15-year-olds, a boy and a girl, who started the assault of Coristine as he jumped in to defend his girlfriend, admitted their guilt in juvenile court Tuesday.

The boy was sentenced to 12 months’ probation. The girl pleaded guilty to simple assault and will serve nine months’ probation, according to WUSA9.

The local outlet agreed not to release the teens’ names.

The so-called ‘judge’ in the case said that juvenile court’s purpose is to rehabilitate, not to punish. She added that she hopes the teenagers learn a lesson.

Coristine reportedly told the defendants via video link, “I hope you can figure things out and be ready for the consequences.” He also thanked the courts and police for their work.

As The Gateway Pundit previously reported, 19-year-old Edward Coristine was severely beaten in DC back in August after he jumped into action to save his significant other’s life.

Trump posted a photo of Coristine after he was beaten bloody by the mob of teens. The President has since federalized DC to crack down on crime.

A police report revealed details about Coristine’s heroic actions defending his girlfriend from a pack of 10 teens during an attempted carjacking.

Coristine spoke to Fox News’ Jesse Watters back in September about the attack:

“I was just hanging out with a group of my friends late at night and at about 3 a.m. we were wrapping up, and I was walking one of my friends back to her car and as we’re walking to the car there’s a group of 10 guys right across the street. And as we get to the car and she begins to fumble for the keys, they start shouting at us, and really quickly, I knew something was really off about the situation,” Coristine said.

“So she unlocks the car, I rush her into the driver’s seat, she’s able to close the door behind her and lock the doors, and right as I turn around, they run up on me. They’re just a few feet away. And they slam me against the car. They start throwing a bunch of punches. I keep my hands up. Just like, alright, I’m getting a lot of punches here,” he said.

“I’m just trying to protect my head the best way that I can. And luckily, the whole thing didn’t last too long. The police showed up pretty quickly,” he added.

“So I was very fortunate. I only came out with a broken nose and a concussion. It could have been a lot worse,” he said.

The accomplices of the two convicted youths in the attempted carjacking remain at large.

The post Outrageous! Two Youths Who Brutally Assaulted Ex-DOGE Employee Edward “Big Balls” Coristine Get Slap on Wrist and Avoid Jail appeared first on The Gateway Pundit.

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