Rep. Eric “Fang Fang” Swalwell (D-China), not known for being overtly masculine, made a grave error on Monday while trying to mock FBI Director Kash Patel’s manhood and ended up with egg on his face.
Patel came under fire in a recent New York Post article for supposedly running the FBI like a “rudderless ship.”
The piece, authored by Miranda Devine, quoted several anonymous FBI agents in a recent report who trashed Patel’s supposed “lack of experience”, “insecurity,” and “unfortunate obsession with social media.”
FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino also received scathing reviews from active-duty and retired FBI agents.
One allegation that the left immediately seized upon was that Patel supposedly demanded an FBI raid jacket when he arrived at Provo in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk assassination.
According to the report, they found a jacket belonging to a female special agent for him.
After seeing the hit piece, Swalwell decided to take a shot at Patel’s manhood while trashing his supposed lack of focus on stopping domestic terrorism.
“I don’t mind that FBI Director Kash Patel had to wear a women’s (size medium) jacket to cosplay as someone in charge,” Swalwell snarked. “I just wish he’d focus on stopping the rampant domestic terrorism happening on his watch.”
I don’t mind that FBI Director Kash Patel had to wear a women’s (size medium) jacket to cosplay as someone in charge. I just wish he’d focus on stopping the rampant domestic terrorism happening on his watch. https://t.co/zcXH45K1XC
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) December 1, 2025
Patel did not take kindly to seeing Swalwell’s tacky tweet and fired back epically and hilariously.
“I was looking for a Youth Large,” Patel fired back. “Domestic terrorism arrests are UP 30% this year — impressive, considering I spent zero days dating a Chinese spy named Fang Fang.”
“Where should I send your women’s medium for date night?”
I was looking for a Youth Large… Domestic terrorism arrests are UP 30% this year — impressive, considering I spent zero days dating a Chinese spy named Fang Fang, where should I send your women’s medium for date night? https://t.co/f1Ffgn7PVV
— Kash Patel (@Kash_Patel) December 2, 2025
If one were to compare the physiques of Patel and Swalwell, it would be easy to conclude who looks more masculine, and it’s not Swalwell.
But what really makes Swalwell feminine is his despicable left-wing politics. One would think Patel would have some choice words about this as well.
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